jesussbabymomma:

my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not

youngbloodchronicles:

maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s also not gonna be my year either

meowtardis:

balfies:

cmkz:

meowtardis:

Hello male followers

how do I convince boys to like me this is for science

can someone pls actually reblog this with advice we all want to know

BE YOURSELF 

I can’t stress this enough it is the most important thing. Not because it’ll get boys to like you, but because if you don’t in an attempt to get a boy to like you, it’ll just end badly for everybody involved.

lure them to your room with mozzarella sticks

two kinds of people